JOm gelak ;))

hehe.pe aku merepek nie?tajuk cm haram jadah je.gler ke pe aku nie?. ;) hehe.xde la korg,snarnye aku boring tahap gaban nih.eh,gaban tu pe?.bantai la labu!.aku dgr owg ckp bosan tahap gaban.aku pn nk gak follow.hihihi.kpd ssape yg tau pe mksd gaban tuh btaw la sy ye ;) ok la.entry kali nie aku nak share ngn korg 1 lawak bodoh+sengal n sgt sengal+bodoh.haha.jom3 bace n gelak guleng2 taw.xgelak guleng2 mst korg sumtg wrong somewhare.hehe.suke hati laki bapak tiri mak ko je!(xde pn laki tiri snarnye.sje tmbh.ikut suke aku la.peduli ape!)

KISAH SENGAU(tajuk kena beso sket) ;))

Seorang lelaki yang sengau naik ke sebuah bas lalu
bertanya kepada pemandu bas.

Lelaki Sengau: "Vang.. vas nih fegi hamfang ke...? "(bang, bas ni pergi ampang ke?).

Pemandu bas itu berdiam diri. Marah kerana tidak
dilayan, lelaki sengau itu pun turun dari bas.

Seorang lelaki lain di belakang pemuda sengau tadi pun
bertanya kepada pemandu bas itu.

Lelaki 1: "kenapa awak diam tadi? kesian dia..."

Pemandu itu pun menjawab: "Masham mana haya nak
hawab.... haya hun hengau hugak.. hanti hia hata haya
hehek hia hulakk!!!........" (macam mana saya nak
jawab.. saya pun sengau jugak.. nanti dia kata saya
ejek dia pulak!!!)..."

next....

Putus Cinta(ni lawak romantik la konon)

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend orang putihnya…

Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat…surat tu macam ni bunyinya….hehehehe

Hi,My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one hand only.Correctly, i have see you and she together at town with my eyes self. You always request apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!!My Friend speak you play three wood.

Now i know you correct correct play three wood. so, i break off to pull my body from this love triangle.I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love where also i live….Safe live……

Tijah